Stillers 28, Detroit
20���. Oct 11, 2009 ����Game #5�
Stillers-Lions Postgame
Analysis and Grades
The
Stillers vaulted out to a 28-13 lead in the 3Q over the hapless Lions, and once
again -- just like last week�s game versus
Grades:
QB:�
Ben started out okay, going 17 of 23 in the 1H for 195 yards and 2 TDs.� He had some
down notes in the 1H, though.� He tripped
over Hartwig�s foot on a plunge, and instead of
simply eating the ball for a mere 2-yard loss, he tried to reach out and �stab�
the handoff to Mendy, which of course bounced off Mendy�s
hip and onto the ground.� Only by a sheer
miracle did Mendy recover the ball amidst 4 Lions.�� Then there was the weak INT on a crosser in
the 2Q, which was negated by a really cheesy roughing-the-passer flag.� The defender had made a valiant, successful attempt
to AVOID Ben�s knees with his (the defender�s) head and pads, and only a sliver
of his forearm grazed Ben�s knee to �earn� the 15-yard flag.�� A liker of brutal, hard-hitting football, I
despise these kind of softee, cheesy penalties.�� And then there was the hideous Pick 6, on a
tentative, telegraphed out pass to Wally.�
Ben threw
only 7 passes after halftime and completed 6 of them, including a weak, quail-like
bomb to a wide-open Wally that somehow managed to escape the hands of the DB
and nestled into Wally�s hands for a cheap TD pass.� Ben held onto the ball far too long on a 3D
play at 12:10 4Q, taking the sack.� Then
there was a pitiful, poor, low pass to Wally on a 3d & 4 later in the 4Q
that could have helped to salt the game away.��
�
An ok effort, but against the worst pass defense in the league, not
something to crow about.��� B-��
RB:�
Parker sat again with turf toe, so Mendy got the start.� He gained 77 yards on only 15 rushes, a nice
5+ yards per carry.� �I was pleased with his work on a screen early
in the game, where he threw a crisp, effective chip block, then smoothly peeled
off and grabbed a screen pass and then rumbled for 9 yards.� On the very next play, Mendy avoided a
defender in the backfield with nifty footwork, and then ripped off a 27-yard
run.� Later in the 1Q, Mendy bounced a
gut-plunge wide and had the speed to turn the corner for an untouched 7-yard
TD.�
He also
ripped off a nice 11-yard run up LT early in the 4Q, as well as an 8-yarder on
1D late in the 4Q.� Perhaps the one fairly
routine play that brought joy to my heart was the 1st down off-tackle plunge at
12:30 2Q. �Mendy took the HO, and then decisively
went hell-bent up a small fissure off-tackle. �The result was a 5-yard gain -- nothing to
jump for joy over amidst the highlight reel world of ESPN -- but this is
exactly the kind of running that has been missing since 2006.�� 5 yards on 1st down is a �win� for the
offense, and the decisiveness and authority of this run is precisely what I
want to see out of the RB position.�
FB: The O rarely used a FB today.� When it did, TE David Johnson did the chores.����� Inc
WR:�
Ward led the way with a stellar effort, grabbing 7 balls for 85 yards
and 1 TD.� The TD was no cheesy gimme, either.� He
made a superb pluck on a pass slightly off-target, and then vaulted to the GL
for the TD.� A tremendous
TD that will surely be shown at his retirement ceremony some day.�
Tonio chipped
in with 4 grabs for 40 yards.� He busted
a tackle early on after a 0-step hitch, gaining 14 yards.� He also had a clutch grab on 3d & 5 in
the 2Q amidst good coverage, and then added RAC for an 11-yard gain.� On a down note, Tonio, standing in the EZ,
foolishly grabbed the arm of a nearby DB as Ward was vaulting to the
goal-line.� Luckily, no ref saw this
foolishness; it could have easily been a horrific holding penalty and was
obviously a totally unnecessary, amateurish, stooge-like move by Holmes.��
Wally had 2
grabs for 52 yards, including the 47-yard TD in which he blew by the defense
and then had to camp under Ben�s badfly underthrown wobbler, showing good concentration as a DB nearly batted
the ball away.� Wally had his share of
boners, however.� He dropped a wide-open
bomb that would have been 6-points in the 2Q. �To add salt to the wound, the bonehead kicked
the ball after the drop, resulting in a 5-yard DOG penalty.� What an idiot!!��� This was magnified when, 2 plays later, Ben
threw the Pick 6 that completed a 14-point swing.�� On the Pick 6, Wally ran an out, but instead
of coming back crisply to the ball, he lazily drifted away from the
ball, and the DB merrily stepped into the void for the easy INT and TD
return.� Wally also failed to grab a
tough, but doable, low pass on 3d & 4 in the 4Q.�
Limas Peed,
who peed the bed as a toddler and still does, was
allowed to dress and play today, and again failed miserably.� On the game�s first drive, on 3rd & 5,
Sweed was thrown a low but catchable pass on a slant,
and of course the ball clanged off his mitts for an incompletion.�
Ward:� A����
Holmes:��� B���� Wally:��
B-������ �Limas Peed:��
D-�
TE:�
Miller was a house afire in the 1H, grabbing 5 passes for 54 yards.� Of course, he finished the game with 5 grabs
for 54 yards, apparently because his idiot OC felt it too unfair to exploit
Miller some more in the 2H.� Heath had a
superb TD, snaring a short screen, side-stepping a tackler, reading his blocks,
and then rumbling for a 15-yard TD.�
Matthew
Spaeth, the big, lumbering TE who can�t block, negated Mendy�s
2nd TD run with an asshumping hold of a defender who
was 14 feet from Mendy as Mendy sped around the corner.� An entirely foolish, assaholic holding penalty by one of the absolute worst
blocking TEs in the entire league.�
�Johnson committed a false
start.��
Miller:�� A�����
Spaeth:� D
OL: The line had a solid effort for 3 quarters
before giving way the final quarter of the game.�
Essex was
injured in the 1Q and briefly replaced by Legursky,
but
It was a
very nice effort for 3 quarters, but the 4Q was unacceptable.���� C+�
DL:�
The D-line had a fairly easy afternoon facing a feeble Lion ground game
that had to be abandoned in the 3Q when the Stillers got the 15-point
lead.� �
Keisel had
an active game.�� He had a good run stuff on the 1st series of the game.� He forced a hurried TA on 3d & 9 in the
2Q.� He sniffed and stopped a draw for 2
yards later in the 2Q.� He did have a
couple boners, though.� He whiffed in the
BF on the 2nd series, allowing Smith to gain 7.�
He was slow and poor on a 3d & 7 delay in
the 3Q, which netted 8.�
Aaron Smith
had a good stuff for -2 in the 2Q.�
Kirschke sniffed and stopped a draw in the 1Q.� Fat Casey chipped in with a couple
stops.��
Rookie
Ziggy Hood saw some PT, but not nearly enough in the 5th game of the
season.� Time to stop
molly-coddling this guy and time to get a man of his brawn and skill onto the fuking playing field.��
B
LB:�
Some good, some lousy.��
Leading the
way was Jamie Harrison, who was an absolute terror the entire game.� The man never stopped hustling, hunting, and
hitting.�� He tied with a team high 7
solos, and was wreaking havoc all game long.�
In fact, he forced a fumble on the first Lion play of the game, beating
the TE, Heller, off the edge and then stripping the QB.� Later in the 1Q,
Timmons had
a solid game.� Unlike some slowfooted ILBs you�ll see, he had
good coverage on Pettigrew on an early 3d & 5, which forced a FG.� He delivered a huge hit on the FB, Felton, on
a middle-dump in the 4Q, nearly taking the man�s head off.� Timmy then showed his electric speed and acceleration
on a 3d & 21 sack late in the game.�
Taunto
Farrior had another pedestrian game in which he did so very little.� He stood idly by while Felton, the lumbering
FB, ran right by and down the seam for a 27-yard reception in the 2Q.� He was slow and late on a 3d & 2 pass to
Smith in the 3Q that netted 6.� Taunto
was soundly beaten by Pettigew on 3d
& 15, which gained 19
yards.� Taunto was slow on a 3d & 5
pass to Northcutt at 6:30 4Q, which gained 5 and moved the sticks.� I haven�t seen a veteran play disintegrate
and regress this badly since Steve Blass did in 1973.�� Very, very pitiful.��
Don�t let
Big Jason Woodley�s stat-line of 3 solos & 1 assist fool you into thinking
he snapped out of his season-long funk.��
He did not, I assure you.� I personally
isolated on Big LaMarr the entire game and he was as unproductive as he was
laughable.�� While rushing on the 1st
series, Big Jason got caught in a titty-jousting contest,
and totally lost CONTAINMENT while Ballpepper
scrambled around end and then raced for 32 yards, the longest play of the game
by
��� Here�s a recap of Big LaMarr�s
official solos and assist:
����������� - 1Q.�� �QB
fumbles the snap, then falls on it.�� Big LaMarr meanders over and touches the prone
QB on the shoulder for a �solo tackle�.� ��Hip-hip hooray!��
����������� - 2Q.��� Pettigrew runs a 2-yard curl pattern.�� Big LaMarr, dropped back in coverage, makes
the cake-easy �solo tackle�
����������� - Late 4Q.� Ballpepper has 8 seconds
in the pocket, but is unable to find anyone.�
Finally, Big LaMarr gets the Dong Sack on a coverage sack.��
- Late 4Q.�� Gay
rushes on an outside CB blitz and forced the QB to step up in the pocket.� Big LaMarr chips in with an entirely cheesy Half
Dong Sack/assist on a play created, made, and forced by William Gay.���
That was it
for the Big He-Monger, Big LaMarr.�� Lest
anyone think Big LaMarr spent the �entire
game back in coverage� -- a theory that has been bandied about in typical yinzer fashion -- think again.�� Including plays with flags thrown, Jason
Woodley dropped back into coverage 13
times, while rushing the passer 36 times
(again, bearing in mind Culpepepper�s 3 scrambles, Ike�s
PI flag, pass plays with sacks by various defenders, and so on.)� ���
DB:�
Ike and Gay led the way with solid efforts.�� Gay tied for the team lead with 7
solos.� His CB blitzes at the end of the
game basically forced 2 sacks.�
Ike chipped
in with decent coverage, although he didn�t have to deal with Johnson most of
the game.� His bat on the final Hail
Mary, however, was a bit weak. Rather than batting the ball directly down,
he batted it sideways, and it could have been snared for a TD.�� Ike was flagged for a ticky-tack PI flag on
a deep ball in the 4Q.�
Ryan Clark
did little, but he did gather in a Dong Interception on a horrendous
cross-field TA lob by Ballpepper that� Clark basically fair-caught.� He also injured himself late in the 4Q when
he led with the crown of his helmet -- like a complete idiot -- on a falling
WR.�� This is how ya
get paralyzed.��
Ratliff was
poor in coverage on Northcutt on the TD down the seam in the 4Q, although
Townsend
shared SS chores with Carter.�� Mundy saw
some work in coverage.� ��The overall grade would �be higher if
Spec
teams:� A very spotty, shoddy game.��
Gay was
offside on the Lions 1st FG attempt, an unforgivable flag on such a play
because a missed FG can either be booted again or the flag could provide a
1D.� Not to be outdone, Ike committed the
same jackassed penalty on the next Lion FG.� Unbelievable !!���� Unbelievably stupid, I might add.� �Frazier
held on a punt return in the 2Q.�
The KO
coverage mostly sucked elephant balls.��
Shoddy coverage allowed 34 and then 27-yard KO returns, the 2nd of which
would have gone to the house were it not for Bailey�s stop.�
There were
a few good individual efforts.� Fox had a
good stop in punt coverage early on.� Arnie Harrison had a good nab in KO coverage in the
2Q.� Besides saving a TD in the 2Q, Bailey
mauled a blocker and then made the stop in KO cover in the 3Q.� He chipped in with Fox for the stop on a late
punt.� Mendenhall had an innocent but
very effective pancake block on the KO return late in the 4Q.�
Bailey and
Logan:� A������� Rest of ST:� C��
OC:�
Arians had an easy day, toying with a drab, lukewarm defense that was
last in the league in pass defense.�� But
sure enough, as the game wore on, Arians� own ineptitude and imbecility began
to catch up with him.
With the
Stillers starting a drive at their own 8 in the 2Q,
Then there
was the utter abortion that consumed the final minute of the 1H.� The Stillers started at their own 10, 1:02 left in the half, with the
Stillers up 21-13.� ��Just
to get into FG range, the Stillers would need to march to the
Lastly,
there was the horrific playcalling midway in the
4Q.� Taking over after a punt at the PIT 49,
with 9:57 remaining in a 15-point game, you�d have thought the time was
here and now to salt this game away with an array of smashmouth
football with Mendenhall -- who was having a stellar game -- and short passes
to the ever-trusty Miller and Hines.�� No, not Arians.��� On
1st down, with no PAP, he has Ben looking deep, and he gets sacked.�� Two plays later, Ben was sacked again, and
the Stillers punted while losing yardage & chewing up very, very little
clock.� In fact, Heath Miller, who was a
house afire in the 1H with 5 grabs, never caught a pass in the 2H.� Why?�
Because Arians is a fuking clueless
idiot!� �The Lion ILB is Larry Slow-A-Foote, who couldn�t
cover a picnic table with a tarp, much less cover Heath Miller, yet Arians
refused to exploit this man in the 2H.�� Added
to that is Mendy, who ripped apart the Lions for 65 yards in the 1H, but only
15 in the 2H.�
When it
comes to 2nd half football, no one is more clueless and lost than Bruce
Arians.��� C-
DC:� You�d think Dick would have had
the Lions right where he wanted them.��
The riddlings on 3d & long
have reached epic proportions.��
�� - 3d & 11�� --� 32 yard QB run
�� - 3d & 11� �-- 16
yard screen pass
�� - 3d & 15�� -- 19 yard seamer to Pettigrew
�� - 3d & 19�� --� 22
yards to Northcutt
The mismanagement of personnel is an absolute joke.�� Taunto Farrior -- the slowest LB in the NFL
besides Larry Foote -- continues to remain in the game on 3d & long.� Why ???��� On the 3d & 15 noted above, Farrior was
abused by Pettigrew for the 19-yard gainer.�
WHY is Farrior even in the game on 3d & 15 ??????���� He is no longer a world class pass
defender, and frankly, he is no longer a mediocre pass defender.� He�s an abject atrocity in pass defense, yet
Dick, the decrepit dullard that he is, insists on keeping Taunto in the field
in these situations.� Gee, and it�s like,
duh-uh, upcoming, opposing OCs have no access to game
tape !!��� Every
time an opposing OC sees Farrior on the field on 3d & long, he�s licking
his chops at the thought of taking candy from a baby.��� Even the final 2 plays of the game, LaMarr
Woodley was dropped into short pass coverage.� For WHAT ???��� To cover the dumpoff to the FB ???����
There was only 1 turnover created by the
defense, and this was really the result of Ballpepper
-- not the sharpest pencil in the drawer -- aimlessly flinging the ball across
the field to no one in particular.��
There was a Gay Rights Protest today
in DC.�� They very easily could have
marched instead in protest of Dick�s faggotty, ball-fondling
defense.�� There remains no more
overrated a coordinator in the entire NFL than The Dullard, Dick LeBlow.������ D+�
HC:� The ship is
foundering and I�m not sure Tomlin, after FIVE weeks, has a clue of the
foundering or the gumption to address it.���
�Hello, Tommy -- the season is 31%
complete!!���� There aren�t very many
more tomorrows.�� Preseason ended back in
August.�� For Tomlin, a defensive expert,
to idly stand by and watch his defense just get riddled, carved, and dissected
EVERY week in the 4Q is sickening.�� At some
point, Tommy has got to man up, and as Dick�s boss, he�s got to rectify the
horrific woes in this 4Q defense.��
Secondly, exactly what in the fuck did Tomlin think the
offense was going to do, backed up on its own 10-yard line with only 1:02
remaining (and only 2 timeouts) in the 1H ????���
We�d already given up one pick-6.�
We had an 8-point lead.�� We would
have had to have marched ~55 yards just to get into FG range.�� Backed up this far, and armed with the lead,
the most prudent course of action would have been to plunge the ball and, if
needed, punt.�� As it was, TWO passes in
this sickly, senseless drive (which got only to the PIT 39-yard line) were
DEFLECTED, either 1 of which could have been picked off.�� Didn�t Momlin, or
any of his staff, watch Jack Squirek intercept Joe Theismann just before halftime in the January 1984 Super Bowl ??�� I can�t, for
the life of me, understand how, or why, Tomlin would have permitted the rabid goatfuck that occurred at the end of the 1H.� Hours later, I�m still utterly livid over
this outlandish goatscrew.�� ����
Lastly, I guess it�ll take an injury for Momlin
to figure this out.� The games against Diego
and
Uniforms: �Allow me to add a rant here regarding the NFL
and its strict jurisdiction of uniforms.�
This is a league where fines are routinely handed out for SOCKS being
drooped down amidst a muddy, grinding football game.� Yet, here we are, amidst this month-long, grande� �Breast Cancer Awareness� month,
and a large smattering of players are wearing pink paraphernalia.�� Last week, it was a nice novelty.��� Great.�� Enough is enough, and that was enough.�� This is a prime example of The
Law of Unintended Consequences.��
I can see where this is going, into the never-never land of Political
Correctness where no one will be willing to shut off the flow of asininity for
fear of backlash, public outcry, and negative publicity.�� The Breast Cancer awareness stuff was &
is a good idea.�� It�s been done well in
MLB for a couple seasons with pink bats and so forth.�� If allowed to languish, and if it�s deemed okay
to wear garish pink shoes, gloves, and wristbands, then, by golly, it should be
okay to hearken back to the Jim McMahon days of personalized headbands worn
around the neck, arms, and so on, along with all kinds of other personalized uniform
accoutrements.� It�s time for the NFL to
put a kabash on this pink foolishness the minute
October is over, if not sooner.�� And, of
course, next year, this should be limited to one, and only one, week.���
Synopsis:�
A lukewarm, Wannstedtian
win over a lowly, injury decimated Lions team.��
Not much to crow about, especially given the nail biting end to the game
where the Lions had a legit chance to score and tie the game with a
2-pointer.� �Letting down in the 4Q in EVERY game this season
-- all 5 of them -- has gotten to embarrassing proportions.� It�s time for Momlin
and the team leadership to either address the flaws and shortcomings, or get
the hell out of the way and let someone else who is willing to fix the problem
step in to address and fix.�� The idiot
will claim, �It�s only been 5 games�.�� This
is the 16-game NFL, not MLB that has 162 games.�
The season is 31% complete, and after next week, it�ll be 38% done.�� The time is now to step forward out of mediocrity,
or lie dormant and remain in it.�� �
(Still Mill
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