Cowher Shows More Idiocy
As if last week�s idiocy
wasn�t a clear enough indictment of the level of stupidity and carelessness of
one Billy Cowher, The Chin once again displays his overt ignorance and
imbecility.
As I�d noted in my post-game report,
Cowher played the role of dufus and idiot on MNF, ridiculously giving tutelage
to Randle El on how to catch a punt.�
Not one to follow The Law of
Holes (�If you keep digging, you get deeper and deeper�), Cowhead
expounded on this in his press conference:
�Q. John Madden
said that he thinks that you have never returned a punt by your reactions on
the sideline. Have you ever returned a punt?
COACH COWHER: That was a real astute observation (laughter). No, I have
never returned a punt. I've caught them at times. I mean, I've never run a
rout. I know you don't catch it over your head. That's what I told Antwaan.
Q. Is that
something he just started doing in practice?
COACH COWHER: I tell you what, if he did it there, he did it without me
noticing. I didn't notice him doing it in practice. He won't be doing it any
more in practice. �
Yep, that�s Billy Cowher,
at his usual worst.� Shit happens in
practice -- an event that HE is in charge of -- and Cowshit is totally
oblivious to it.� I�d mentioned this overt
problem about Cowher right after Troy Edwards stepped OOB on that punt in the
AFC Title Game, and how Edwards was probably doing this both in practice and in
other games.� And the masses of Cowshit Apologists
immediately rationalized and fathomed, �If it happened in practice, you can be
SURE that Coach Cowher would have seen it.��
What bullshit!!� Cowher sees
little at practice, and what he sees is rarely ever rectified or
corrected.�� This is the same dimbulb
that admitted that he never saw KenBell�s huge hit on Bettis last summer -- he
only �heard� it.� During punts, Josh
Miller routinely studies the authenticity of Tagliabue�s signature on the football
-- an activity that obviously must occur in practice as well as games -- and
Cowshit has never corrected it.� Randle
El was regularly catching punts �over his head� (for lack of better
terminology) during CAMP -- I had buddies attend camp and they saw it first
hand.� Fat John Madden stumbled into a
Steeler practice for ONE day, and saw El do this�yet Billy Cowshit, the HEAD
COACH, is oblivious to what fans saw all summer and what a fat sports
broadcaster saw in one day of practice.�
�Duh-uh, I didn�t notice it.��
The Pittsburgh media, of course, just sits there and chuckles and grins,
and says, �Gee, that�s funny.� Bill
Cowher�s a funny guy.� Ha ha��� �Not
once does the local media ever think of putting 2 plus 2 together, to get
4.� Not once does the local media see
the forest from the trees, and consider the enormous number of mental boners
and blunders that have torpedoed past Cowher teams, and the lack of attention
to detail that Cowher shows as evidenced by this pathetic claim of �I never
noticed it.�� Not once does the local
media consider that proper preparation translates into good execution, and that
the Stillers� preparation has often been lacking, and the person responsible
for that preparation is the head coach.�
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Additionally,
Cowhead had this to say about his punt-block team:
��that he
might expose the corner, wind up with our two best pass rushers on the
corners. We put Jason and Joey out there�.���
Yeah, right Bill !!� We know Bill
doesn�t pay attention to practice or what occurs during games, but for those of
us who do, here�s the best pass rushers on this team in terms of LBs:
1.� Joey Porter
2.� Kendrell Bell (bum ankle and all)
3.� Clark Haggans
4.� James Farrior
5.� Jason GilDong
Just more
evidence that Cowher has no more idea about what�s going on with his football
team, than he does with what�s going on in, say, Botswana.�