View topic - The undisclosed illness of Winslow.

[LambertoCincoOcho Profile]

This news comes from a underground site. Apparently Winslow managed to get a glass bottle lodged in his rectum. To avoid a obviously embarrassing situation he tugged at the bottle trying to remove it himself further aggravating his injuries. A minor surgical procedure was conducted to expedite the healing process. omg

[jstallworth82 Profile]

Are you sure that Joey Porter did not assist in placing it there?

[Crosby4Life Profile Website]

Deadspin reports a rumor that he went into the hospital with swollen balls, possibly from either an ED pill gone wrong, or an STD.

http://deadspin.com/5064015/kellen-winslow-may-soldier-on-against-redskins-despite-unfortunate-ball+related-emergency

[Steve Profile]

Yea... his balls were swollen... its not funny.. its actually extremely serious....its a bad sign............could be viral but it is also worrisome for some cancers..............try to be tasteful here..............its not good news.

[Hoppy Profile]

Back with the team but not cleared to practice.

[Steel_Buckeye Profile]

This is just what I heard: A friend of mine is the running backs coach at Defiance Collage and and he went to school with a guy on the Cleveland Browns Training staff. He said his friend told him that Winslow had taken a shot to the nuts and had to have one of his testicles removed. Not sure how much to believe, but this is looking like the reports that are leaking out. They are saying right now that he had swollen testicles. I guess he is embarrassed about going down to 1 testicle, hence the secracy about everything? Like I said, this is only second hand knowledge. I have no links to substantiate. But only time will tell if this new Browns insider I got is good or just SH**.

[bdl Profile]

I heard he had 20 gallons of ejaculate pumped out of his stomach....and three gerbil's removed from his rectum...oh wait that's Bon Jovi/ Elton John....nevermind