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2003 Draft, mock haul

April 08, 2003 by Steel Phantom

2003 Mock-ery Draft:

2003 Draft, mock (ery) haul:

 

ESPN has posted their prospect evaluations.Those are typically schizoid; reading the positives, every player sounds like a lock for Canton.Off the negatives, they�re all camp fodder.Here are some common, if imaginary, examples as tailored to one possible Steeler-centric scenario.

 

1.27:DE/OLB Brule �Stealth� Jacks, 6-4, 265#, 4.65 40.�� Lakota State.�� A surprising pick considering that Jacks projects as a 4-3 rush DE; however, this man was very clearly the BPA at 27 overall.A full-blooded Native American, Jacks is a direct descendant of the Paiute holy man Wovoka whose vision of a wasichus-free prairie inspired the Sioux Ghost Dancers.�� This player has the ability to make himself invisible, creating serious match-up problems everywhere along the LOS and effectively eliminating any vertical component from opponents� pass attacks.For all we know, can play standing up or with his hand on the ground.Jacks was a top five prospect whose stock fell considerably on character issues when his coaches alleged that he plied his powers to pass on both practice and film sessions.

 

2.59:CB Raphael Shepard, 6-1, 195#, 4.46 40.Conestoga.Big school player who arguably was the best athlete in the class of 2003.Combines ideal size and speed with good intelligence and character.Has exceptional agility, quick twitch and hip flip.On the downside, had minimal collegiate production and demonstrated inadequate functional strength in workouts when he struggled to complete (10) reps of 225#, a sum routinely exceeded by several women in professional tennis.

 

3.92:SS Paradise Buck, 4-10, 207#, 4.35 40.CSI.Swift and powerful, despite his short stature is an explosive hitter who makes plays all over the field.Highly regarded �in the box� safety who functions as an additional LB; as such, is a curious choice for the Steelers whose 3-4 already features more LB than is common about the league.Height figures to put this player at a disadvantage against TE; on the plus side, can be easily hidden in blitz packages. ��

 

4.125 RB Nathan �Hummer� Wilde, 6-2, 236, 4.49 40.Golden State.�� A bruising power rusher who gained over 3000 yards in two seasons against top opposition after transferring from junior college; on the downside, does not contribute in the passing game either as a receiver or pass protector.Is an avowed homosexual whose moniker derives not from his running style but from the post-game favors he bestows on O-linemen who have blocked effectively for him.Was popular with his teammates but could not be described as a team leader.

 

5.162:NT McKinley Pike, 6-2, 343#.Narcoleptic State.Cannot run 40 yards but is a sleeper who could pay big dividends in the right system.As immovable as he is immobile, routinely occupying up to four O-linemen on run downs.On the downside, struggles to get off the field in passing situations.

 

6.200:DB Nicholas Alexander, 6-2, 207#, 3.8 40.Parchman A&I.A small school player who is an exceptional size/speed prospect.Runs a legit sub-four 40; can leap tall buildings in a single bound but rarely shows this on the field.Alexander is a big hitter and willing worker but is as dumb as a brick; was eligible for just 4 games in 5 years.Figures more as a special teams player than as either a package defender or eventual starter.

 

7.242:QB Eldrick �Tiger� Woods, 6-1, 185#.Stanford.Slight of frame by NFL standards but is a proven winner who competed for a school that has sent many fine QB to the NFL.Can air it out; commonly delivers the ball over 300 yards; however, has to show that he can play football at this, or any, level.

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