NE
39, Stillers 26 ����. Nov 14, 2010 ����Game # 9
Stillers-Pats
Postgame Analysis and Grades
I
attended this game, along with the astute eye and analysis of Steel
Hawkeye.��� Not much needs to be elaborated
upon after the Stillers got their asses handed back
in embarrassing fashion by the Patsies.��
A total, outright disgrace. ��A slaughtering and asswhipping in which
the Stillers were out-schemed in every phase of the
game.� Due the late-game nature
and my attendance, combined with having to travel early on Monday AM, this will be very short.�
Grades:
QB:� Yet another piss poor performance by
Ben.�� He was victimized by numerous
drops, but his play was very substandard.�
��C-�
RB:� Mendy rarely got
the ball, PLUS he had to split enormous time with Moore, which made no
sense.� 11 carries for a feature
back?�� Fuk
Bruce Arians.��� Inc.
WR:� Randle El dropped FOUR passes and had a totally
WRRETCHED evening.��� Total
pile of shit.� Sanders made
numerous plays and catches in the 2H, but sure as shit, he�ll be ROTTING the
bench behind El come next week.�� Ward
got hurt in the 1H and did not return. ���Wally made a couple catches by DROPPED a
sure TD in the 2Q when the team desperately needed a TD.��� Randle El:�
F
OL: Not great, but given
all the backups forced into the starting lineup, they did what they could
do.��
LB:� Being at the game, I was able to isolate on
Big LaMarr Woodley, who did NOTHING the entire
ballgame.�� Total pile
of shit.��� Finished with 1 solo
and 2 A�s despite playing the ENTIRE game.���
Loafed and titty-fought, and did NOTHING.�� Complete waste of oxygen.��� Farrior was far
too slow and inept to do anything against the pass.�� ���Harrison played tough despite a balky
back.�� Woodley D-,� Farrior� D�� ��
DB:� Ryan Clark, as always, was a total pile of
shit, doing nothing at all.���� Troy Pola was like Casper the Ghost�.didn�t do shit the entire
game.�� Taylor, Gay, and Fadden took
turns getting abused and tooled.� ���All:�
C-
Spec
teams:� Jeff Reed, the complete fuking
faggott that he is, missed a 25-yard FG (basically a
PAT) in the 3Q of a tight game.�� �Nuf said,�� Complete fuking homo.�� F ��
OC:� When you run a grab bag offense that relies EXCLUSIVELY
on the QB ad-libbing plays out of nothing, you get what you get � a wretched
pile of shit, especially in the red zone.��
The offense inside the 10-yard line was a total abortion.�� Facing a very sub-par defense, Arians and
his Grab Bag Offense produced very little until garbage time late in the
game.�� �D-
DC:� All season long, we�ve been deluged with
stories about how GREAT Dick LeBeau supposedly is.��� We�re continually inundated with
laudatory praise of, �He�s such an almighty, supreme Lord of coaching� and �He�s
so clever and diabolical�.�� Well, tonite Dick had his ass pillaged, reamed, and sodomized
like a 1st week prisoner in a federal penitentiary.�� Tom Brady just CARVED up Dick�s vaunted
defense to the tune of 30 of 43 for 350 and 3 TDs, with no INTs. �Worse, Dick�s vaunted run defense got SHREDDED
by Green-Ellis, who gained 87 yards on just 18 carries.��
� ��Harassment on the QB?�� NONE at ALL.�� Brady�s uniform was so clean at game�s end
that it looked like it�d just been checked out of a Chinese laundromat.�� Disruption of the NE
offense?�� NONE
at all.���� Adjustments?�� NONE.��� Clever disguises?�� NONE.�� Punishing hits?�� Darn few.�
Sacks?� None.�� Turnovers
created?�� NONE.��� People
can point to all kinds of bullshit, meaningless stats, but the factual reality
is Dick got his ass plundered by a blunt object ONCE AGAIN with no more
resistance than a French general.��� We
saw 83-year old Joe Paterno get his ass handed back
to him on Sat. with a disgraceful 2nd half, and the same kind of ass-whipping
occurred tonite (in both halves) at the hands of the
old geezerly fossil, Dick LeBeau.��� There is a reason why old folks well past
their mental prime go and RETIRE.� Fuk Dick LeBeau, ���F-
HC:� Arians and Dick have ONE BOSS, and his name
is Mike Tomlin.�� If Tomlin is either too
stupid or too chickenshit to shake up his assistants,
then he, too, is part of the problem.���
D-�
Synopsis:� A total asshwipping.� Not surprising to this analyst, who has been
the lone voice of reason with concerns about this softee
defense amidst the vast majority of idiocy who has been blinded by abject
mediocrity in the face of fortuitous competition.� ��
Special shout out to Sister of Still Mill for
attending this slopfest, along with Steel Hacking for
a great tailgate party and Kristy-Barry for the treacherous but effective ride
home in their porta-potty van after the slopfest.� ���
(Still
Mill and Stillers.com -- when it comes to the analysis of the Pittsburgh
Stillers, no one else comes close�.)