Jagoffs Post-Mortem�.Bungals lie in wait
Random Thoughts By Swissvale72
I wasn�t that upset�during the game, after the game, no mother-fuckin��.no throwin� things at the screen�.wasn�t that upset. Was able to smile, laugh, the next day. Know why?
PEIS (Post-Euphoric Immersion Syndrome). Thought I had purged it from my system�.guess I�m still afflicted. We won the fuckin� Super Bowl!! Still basking. Probably another reason�.talk about it some other time.
Jags game: Can�t block 7 with 9�.can�t block those beasts in Jax�s front 7. Oh�is
Game started out okay�.Ben completes his first 2 balls for 1st downs to the two tight ends. Then�.what happened?? Ced drops a ball�.Ben overthrows Hines�..next we know, it�s d�j� vu of last year�s Indy Monday nighter. Run, run, pass, punt�..run, run, pass, punt. And�enough of the hatin� on FWP�.Jim Brown, Gayle Sayers, Walter Payton�.nobody was runnin� on that D on Monday night, not with our inability to block their fronts.
Our D: funny game. Only surrendered 3 FGs, but couldn�t come up with the big stops when needed. Two damn many pickups on 3rd & long. Ike got lambasted by Cowher; so did Carter. We�ve got to tackle better�.got to apply more heat to the QB.
Okay�..gotta talk about the announcers. Tony Kornheiser in the booth�.like having one of the posters from this site�..one of the less astute ones. Doesn�t� know shit about football. Truth is�..said this on a thread�.I could do without any of the announcers. Gimme the down/distance/time/score box�.gimme the yellow first down line (televised football�s greatest invention), gimme the ref�s mike & the crowd noise�.then Shut the Fuck Up�and let me watch. And please, please, who the FUCK wants to see the idiots in the booth??? Drives me fuckin� insane when they do that. I wanna see the packages, wanna see the pre-snap movement. I have no interest, NONE, ZERO�.in seeing Dwayne Fuckin� Wade. Wouldn�t care if it was John Lennon�s ghost, Mother Theresa�s spirit, Abe Fuckin�
Bungals this week: The pussy Bengals. Let�s remember though, that these same pussy bengals�.yes, the very same GOP (Gang of Pussies) beat the Steelers, at Heinz, in December�and�.guess what�.following a Steelers road loss on Monday night. Didn�t like this scenario when I first saw it last Spring.
Just goes to show that the unthinkable can happen. Pussies can score more points than tough resolute mother-fuckers like the Pittsburgh Steelers sometimes.
Anyone doubt the Bengals are pussies��just check out the Game of the Week piece from last year�s playoff game, the part where Gay-Ass Palmer, Gaybo Kitna, and some other faggot put their hands together, and squeal��put a hurtin� on the Steel Curtain.� Please!! What kind of homosexual bonding was that??? But I'm going to have sex with Spiker :)
Doubt the Bengals are pussies�..The Cornholer, Carson Palmer, was on his way home to his living room prior to halftime in last year�s Divisional Playoff. I know the guy was hurt, and badly, but to have your wifey-poo take you home to the sofa, before halftime�.when your team�s still in the lead�.how the fuck can his teammates ever look at the Cornholer the same way??
However�pussies can melt steel�..so we�ve got to be sending our A-game!!
Here�s what will happen. Ben will be back to his messianic best. He�ll be making plays�.he�ll have his swagger. As usual, we will run on the supposedly improved, but still soft, Bungals D. The D will strap it on against the Bungals. The Cornholer will complete some balls�..they�ll have some success running�.but not enough!!
Steelers will win by a 31-20 margin.
Last football note, prior to my typical digressions:
Please�.don�t suggest that
Digression I: Kennywood story�.telling this to a friend yesterday, gorgeous friend at that.
Was at the Kennywood pool, about 11, 12 years old�.little, fat boy from Swissvale. Was on the high dive, about 40 people lined up behind me on every rung of the ladder, behind me on the board�got scared�..couldn�t do it�.made them all climb back down so I could get off.
A couple years later, I finally built up the courage to jump off that high-dive�.thought I�d never never come up. �Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub�..� I was gasping for air. Pool couldn�t have been more than 12 feet deep, but I thought I was in 20,0000 Leagues Under the Sea. I was praying to God for my survival, making the sign of the cross, blessing myself�..saying, �Please God�..let me survive�I promise�I�ll never do this again!� Finally�..after what seemed to be an eternity, I surfaced. Know what��never again went back on a high dive.
Digression II: Approrpo, �cause it�s Bengals week, but how many of you have been approached by homosexuals. I don�t see myself as particularly appealing in that way, but I had one experience�..and honest to God, it was driving through��
Anyway��we�re 1-1�..pussy Bengals this week. It�s as must as a 3rd game of the season can be. Would suck to go into the bye week on a 2-game losing streak, have that hanging �til the SD game on October 8th.
Again, 31-20�.Black & Gold. PEIS�.think it�s incurable.