Pats 20, Stillers 3 ...... Sep 20, 2026 …………Game # 2
Stillers - Pats Postgame Analysis and Grades
The 1-0 Stillers mosied up to Boston to take on the 0-1 Pats. The Stillers got down 10-0, and then got blown out in the 2nd half, losing 20-3 in hapless fashion. This was as grisly a loss as we’ve seen the past 5 years.
Grades:
QB: Rodgers got the start. He had a miserable afternoon. Sure, his blocking sucked, and his WRs dropped 3 passes. That said, Rodgers himself blew chunks. His accuracy was scattershot. Then, on a key 1st & goal at the 3 in the 4Q, he foolishly took a 14-yard sack. Then, later in the 4th, he allowed the ball to be poked out for a game-sealing scoop n’ score. Complete barf. D-
RB:
Warren – had some solid runs. Gained 43 on 11 rushes, and had 2 grabs for 34. He’s clearly superior to Dowdle and should be getting more PT. B-
Dowdle – 7 carries for 22…..not good enough. Granted, he left with a toe injury. C-
FB: rarely used
WR:
Metcalf – Mr Skillet Hands again had 2 drops, including a cake-easy slant on 3d & 3 that would have moved the chains in the 3Q. Had all of 4 grabs – 2 of which were 0-step hitches. F
Pittman – DNP, sore foot
Wilson – Had 5 grabs for 28, mostly on short piddly stuff. C
Bernard – Had an ok game, grabbing 4 for 35, before ending it with a silly bobble that was then INT’d by NE. Very poor. He learns well from DK. C+
Skowronek – had 1 grab for 2 yards
TE:
Pat FryBoy – 4 grabs for 32. Still highly underutilized. C+
Darnell – 1 grab for 7. Gee, good thing Hextall Khan lavished this stuff with the fatty contract extension. C
OL: Overall, the line (Faut, McCormick, Frazier, Spence Anderson, Cook ) had a miserable game. The run blocking was shoddy and the pass pro was sheer garbage. Cook looks like he spent the entire offseason guzzling a case of Schlitz Malt Liquor each day. Anderson is proving that he is and was never a legit starter. Much of this is what ya get when ya refuse to use your starting O-line in the preseason. F
DL:
Heyward – Scam had his usual Sunday, ROLLING THE DONUT On with zero solos and 3 meager, meaningless Assists. Pass pressure? None? Impact? None. On Stevenson’s 24-yard scamper up the gut in the 1H, Big Scam got bullied and manhandled by SOLO blocking, and the hole was large enough to accommodate a ’67 Buick. Yeah, Scam had a tipped pass, when the very tip of his fingernail nipped a pass. Gee, WHAT. A. STUD. “Scam tipped a pass….!!!” What a turd. F-
Benton – Another donut roller, with zero solos. All this, after being lavished a couple months ago with that needless, fatty extension. D-
Harmon – Had 1 solo, and supposedly 7 assists. Unlike Benton and The Scammer, at least Harmon was active and trying. B-
YaYa Black – Blew up a ground play with a good push. Did little else.
Joseph-Day – had a couple adequate plays.
LB:
Queen – Another Donut Roller with ZERO solos and 2 meager assists. Yeah, he had an INT…..it was a DONG INT, off a pass that was literally 12 feet too short of where it should have been. Queen was beaten on the pattern. D
Pey Wilson – Got manhandled on the long TD run. Had 4 solos, 2 A. C-
Watt – Made some plays and provided some good QB heat. A-
Highsmith – in the 2nd series, Ramsey sacked the QB to set up a punt on 4th and 10. But no, Dumbazz Alex was lined up offsides, giving NE a new 3rd down. NE converted on 3rd and short, and then on the very next play, Henderson ran 39 yards for a TD. So, essentially, Fraudsmith allowed 7 points thanx to his moronic mistake.
“But Alex had a sack…..!” No, it was a DONG Sack. On 3d & goal at the 10, QB Drake Maye saw that his
first look was covered, and after 3 hideous INTs last week, he wanted no part in any foolish turnoverss. So May ran forward 2 yards and slid, ON PURPOSE, to essentially stop the play and set up the gimme, chipshot FG. Fraudsmith was actually DROPPED BACK in a short cover/spy role, and never rushed on this play. Nor did The Fraud even make the tackle; he simply was the closest player and he touched the QB after the QB slid. For this, Big Alex got credited with THE cheeziest sack ever recorded in the past 5 years of NFL ball. (NE then booted the 30-yard FG; the 2 yard loss was entirely meaningless. )
Big Alex finished with 2 solos (one being this phantom Dong Sack), and 1 A, in a lame, feckless effort. D
Herbig – Was all over the filed making plays. He forced a fumble while making a tackle of the RB near the sidelines in the 1Q. He lined up with on a combo WR and blew up a WR screen in the 2H. Had 3 TFLs. Balled his tail off. A-
Sawyer – applied pressure on one play. Did little else.
DB
Joey Porter Jr. - did not dress, due to contract hold-out or whatever ya want to call it.
Samuel Jr. – played so so.
Brisker – got abused by the TE for 30 yards, first series.
DeShon Elliot – still on IR.
Jalen Ramsey - stupidly got a 15-yard usnp. Conduct penalty in the 1Q. What a tool. Did little all game long. Is really starting to annoy me. C-
Jamel Dean – so so game.
Spec teams:
Johnston – 1 of the few bright spots. B+
Boswell – Booted a 56-yarder, but missed a 57-yarder. B-
Wetjen- returned some punts and Kos okay.
OC: Angelichio again oversaw a moribund offense that can do almost nothing with ease and aplomb. Where’s Matt Canada? This guys blows. F
DC: Graham was all talk, all off-season. Ain’t shown much in the 2 regular season games so far. This D makes a couple splash plays, but allows like 9 splash plays by the foe, which isn’t a good tradeoff. Allowing a crushing 63-yard bomb in the 3Q when NE was pinned down on its own 7 ….unacceptable. Way too many wide open intended receivers for the Pats in this game. And getting gashed for huge chunks on the ground….also unacceptable. D
HC: McCarthy is starting to look, smell, and coach just like Mike Stoogelin. Preparation sucks. In-game adjustments suck. Attention to detail sucks. Player discipline and focus sucks. D-
Synopsis: A grisly road loss in the conference. The problems are there, and they are many. Up next, a home game against Cinci and their stellar passing attack.
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